Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"
" I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
2/09/2005 05:38:00 AM
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"
" I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
2/09/2005 05:38:00 AM
Love to be tickled and to tickle somebody
Me & some of my friends are usually tormenting each other. I love tickling them to death, and they will tickle me back. Thats our trip everyday and when we go out, while we walking into the street going to the park we saw one guy,andguess what happen next? We fucking tickle him until he couldn't breath. He is totally fucked up! Can you imagine my face now?:D...ROFL....
After that he was pissed off at first when he recover. But one of my friend carry him to her house which is near by and she suck his cock.
When they finished I look at him and says: "You want more sweetie?"
He turn back and says: " I've just cum! "
LOL
I says: " I didn't say I will make you cum..... I'm gonna fucking tick.....le........y....o..uuuuuuuuuu!! "
Post a Comment Me & some of my friends are usually tormenting each other. I love tickling them to death, and they will tickle me back. Thats our trip everyday and when we go out, while we walking into the street going to the park we saw one guy,andguess what happen next? We fucking tickle him until he couldn't breath. He is totally fucked up! Can you imagine my face now?:D...ROFL....
After that he was pissed off at first when he recover. But one of my friend carry him to her house which is near by and she suck his cock.
When they finished I look at him and says: "You want more sweetie?"
He turn back and says: " I've just cum! "
LOL
I says: " I didn't say I will make you cum..... I'm gonna fucking tick.....le........y....o..uuuuuuuuuu!! "
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