Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Choking
A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."
2/09/2005 05:41:00 AM
Love to be tickled and to tickle somebody
Me & some of my friends are usually tormenting each other. I love tickling them to death, and they will tickle me back. Thats our trip everyday and when we go out, while we walking into the street going to the park we saw one guy,andguess what happen next? We fucking tickle him until he couldn't breath. He is totally fucked up! Can you imagine my face now?:D...ROFL....
After that he was pissed off at first when he recover. But one of my friend carry him to her house which is near by and she suck his cock.
When they finished I look at him and says: "You want more sweetie?"
He turn back and says: " I've just cum! "
LOL
I says: " I didn't say I will make you cum..... I'm gonna fucking tick.....le........y....o..uuuuuuuuuu!! "
Post a Comment Me & some of my friends are usually tormenting each other. I love tickling them to death, and they will tickle me back. Thats our trip everyday and when we go out, while we walking into the street going to the park we saw one guy,andguess what happen next? We fucking tickle him until he couldn't breath. He is totally fucked up! Can you imagine my face now?:D...ROFL....
After that he was pissed off at first when he recover. But one of my friend carry him to her house which is near by and she suck his cock.
When they finished I look at him and says: "You want more sweetie?"
He turn back and says: " I've just cum! "
LOL
I says: " I didn't say I will make you cum..... I'm gonna fucking tick.....le........y....o..uuuuuuuuuu!! "
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