Monday, May 23, 2005
LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR OLDER PERSONS
- Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes ... in case you doze off in the middle.
- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF!
- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin ... just in case!
- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end
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