Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,

And every year. Ken would say,

'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'

Edna always replied,

'I know Ken, only a helicopter ride is fifty bucks,  And fifty bucks is
fifty bucks'

One year Ken and Edna went to the fair,
and Ken said,

'Edna, I'm 75 years old.  If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never
get another chance'

To this, Edna replied,

"Ken helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If
you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't
charge you a penny!  But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, yet not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

And, still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,

'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you
didn't. I am very impressed!'

Ken replied,

'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell
out, But you know,

"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

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3/18/2010 02:08:00 PM 0 comments

My wife has just told me I have to quit drinking beer because we can't afford it any more.

Then I pointed out she spent £65 on make up yesterday.

I asked her why I had to give up beer, and she didn't have to give up stuff.

She said the make up was to make her pretty for me.

I said the beer was for the same thing.

I don't think she's coming back :(

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1/27/2010 10:57:00 AM 0 comments

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times..?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative ;  he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.  
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the   order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.  
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,   he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband # 6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.  
"Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.  
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? 
"You're with the"GOVERNMENT"....  This time I know I’m gonna get screwed."

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10/21/2009 03:32:00 PM 0 comments