One day my house work-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me:
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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11/03/2009 12:15:00 PM 0 comments
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster
says, 'Two Brazilians die in a skydiving accident.'
The blonde starts crying to husband, sobbing, "That's horrible! So many
dying like that."
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, only they were skydiving, and
there is always risk involved while doing it."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
"How many is a Brazilian?
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1/20/2009 12:30:00 PM 0 comments
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The Cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '
'And here I am.'
Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!
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6/29/2008 11:33:00 AM 0 comments 